SCP-C039

SCP-C039

Item #: SCP-C039

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-C039 may be kept in any standard storage locker when not being tested.

Description: SCP-C039 is a ball of weaving thread 4.5cm in diameter. SCP-C039 has several properties that a ball of thread normally cannot have:

• SCP-C039 is a janitor.
• SCP-C039 wears glasses.
• SCP-C039 is very flirtatious.
• SCP-C039 has dyed red hair.
• SCP-C039 is afraid of heights.
• SCP-C039 is attracted to women.
• SCP-C039 has been married twice.
• SCP-C039 is disgusted by anal sex.
• SCP-C039 is financially independent.
• SCP-C039 is a competent public speaker.
• SCP-C039 is on good terms with its mother.
• SCP-C039 is confident in its athletic abilities.

Note that SCP-C039 has no unusual properties besides these, including those that would normally be prerequisites for the stated anomalies. For example, SCP-C039 has no hair, despite having dyed red hair. Likewise, it is not sentient whatsoever, despite having characteristics normally found only in sentient beings. This suggests that SCP-C039's anomalous properties are loosely attached to it, rather than being intrinsic to it.

Image sources

twine.jpg was created by The Metropolitan Museum of Art and released into the public domain. It can be found here: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/551920